Life without broccoli…


Stir fry is an amazing thing. With sliced vegetables, fresh herbs, and a sauce…voila!…you can create an exquisite culinary experience…with or without broccoli.

When I was a little kid growing up in the confines of Mommy’s and Daddy’s world, the thought of eating broccoli was enough to give me nausea. My mother boiled the broccoli until it resembled a worn-out fungal deposit from a waterlogged forest. It was the kind of deposit that all kids generally considered “nasty” in those days, or at least in our neighborhood. Nobody else ate broccoli, or at least not my friends…ewww!

My mother did excel at making cheese sandwiches. She could make any melted cheese meal look good, which must be an art form. While she nuked the broccoli to oblivion, her cheese creations made her the envy of my friends. Then again, my friends also raved about her green kool-aid because it actually tasted green.

My mother probably does not remember these things, which is probably a good thing. And, she probably does not remember the way she tried to force me to eat my broccoli. She employed a master strategy- when serving waterlogged vegetables, simply spread melted cheese on them. Although I ate my broccoli quickly, as one does when served worms or other torture food, the hint of melted cheese erased some of the “nasty” from my mouth.

As Mother’s Day approaches- here in the states- I am once again reminded of all that my mother has had to endure…from her son. I confess I still do not like her broccoli, cauliflower or cooked carrots, but it is much easier to eat them now. After all, I stir fry, therefore, I eat broccoli…even without melted cheese.

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About thelostkerryman

Thelostkerryman is an author, and entrepreneur- this side of Tir Na N'Og- living in the forests of a consistently confused country. Here in this hill country, hurling doesn't usually involve a hurley, store-made soda bread resembles an inedible Irish megalith, and Kerrygold is only found hidden like a luck penny in the belly of Kroger. His blogs are an account of his adventures, thoughts, eclectic -and eccentric- ramblings, random or insightful poetry, humor and non-humor, pictures (photos), video, essays, fiction, poetic fiction, nonfiction, drama, and writing he has not classified in the description above. All of his posts from thelostkerryman.wordpress.com, talesinastrangerstrangerland@wordpress.com, everydayasadisciple@wordpress.com, and mrandmrsboring.wordpress.com are copywrited according to international copywrite law.
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One Response to Life without broccoli…

  1. Hello dear friend, thanks for the follow and nice meeting your here via Word Press. Please accept my nomination for you to receive A Versatile Blogger Award here:http://allaboutlemon.com/awards-showroom/
    Enjoy and have fun blogging
    Dolly

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