Songbirds and Bumblebees


OK, so I was trying to write a poem…something sweet and innocent, something touching and tender. If Justin Beiber can write songs like “Baby,” and “Boyfriend,” and Rebecca Black can sing “Friday,” well…surely, I have found a recipe for success. All I need to do is write some happy little lines and presto- the world is at my doorstep with a million dollar check from whoever took over from John Gotti Jr. and Ed McMahon. Make it something kinda like…Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music…yeah, something like that….

I love…

gentle kissing breezes

and flying butterflies

songbirds and bumblebees…

and delicious apple pies

short stunted mangled trees

and…

I love…

happy fluffy bunnies

and weasals that go “gurr”

freckled strawberry honeys

and animals when they purr

high prancing ponies

and skin as soft as fur…

and…

I love…

dashing daring lions

and lips as sweet as…

and…

I love…

uh…

and…

I love….

uh…

peanut butter babes…

hey- how about sharing a Reeces Cup?

OK?

hey, give me a break. I’m working on two hours sleep…and seven hours of Beiber music…

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About thelostkerryman

Thelostkerryman is an author, and entrepreneur- this side of Tir Na N'Og- living in the forests of a consistently confused country. Here in this hill country, hurling doesn't usually involve a hurley, store-made soda bread resembles an inedible Irish megalith, and Kerrygold is only found hidden like a luck penny in the belly of Kroger. His blogs are an account of his adventures, thoughts, eclectic -and eccentric- ramblings, random or insightful poetry, humor and non-humor, pictures (photos), video, essays, fiction, poetic fiction, nonfiction, drama, and writing he has not classified in the description above. All of his posts from thelostkerryman.wordpress.com, talesinastrangerstrangerland@wordpress.com, everydayasadisciple@wordpress.com, and mrandmrsboring.wordpress.com are copywrited according to international copywrite law.
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