Stay Away From The Monkey!


An oldie but a goodie…

the lostkerryman

Being Irish-American in rural America is like being a tadpole in a rainbow aquarium; I fit in somewhere, but I’m aware that I am about as normal to the average American as Ted Nugent is to the average Mongolian Yak herder. I feel more at home in an ethnic restaurant, where no one really understands half of the words on the menu, because I feel an ethnic kinship…a place where we are “not like all the others.” Some might even call me “special,” although I have always been able to communicate my intentions. The same cannot be said for those who designed the ever-popular and increasingly ubiquitous Chinese zodiak calendar that serves as a placemat for the most evangelistic people group in the world- those who start and run Chinese restaurants…

When a new Chinese restaurant came to the small town where my father and mother live, I persuaded them…

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About thelostkerryman

Thelostkerryman is an author, and entrepreneur- this side of Tir Na N'Og- living in the forests of a consistently confused country. Here in this hill country, hurling doesn't usually involve a hurley, store-made soda bread resembles an inedible Irish megalith, and Kerrygold is only found hidden like a luck penny in the belly of Kroger. His blogs are an account of his adventures, thoughts, eclectic -and eccentric- ramblings, random or insightful poetry, humor and non-humor, pictures (photos), video, essays, fiction, poetic fiction, nonfiction, drama, and writing he has not classified in the description above. All of his posts from thelostkerryman.wordpress.com, talesinastrangerstrangerland@wordpress.com, everydayasadisciple@wordpress.com, and mrandmrsboring.wordpress.com are copywrited according to international copywrite law.
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