that moment you realize… you will be up for the rest of the night…
is there no antidote?
why is there no antidote?
why can’t I have all the benefits of caffeine…no more headaches, a lighter bladder, sharpened ponderings at unearthly hours of the night…
without insomnia?
drinking too much caffeine when you are already tired is like being stuck on a twelve hour flight to the Vatican with a plane full of nuns…no way out of this sluggish spiral…
…until you crash land in your nice, comfy bed.
but first, let’s all go to the restroom…
again and again.
and again.
of course, we can solve all this….at 3 AM…by making a sandwich. Yes, a sand-which or -wich. Whichever works for you. Excuse me while I go eat another lunch…
Well now, that was nice. Kind of reminded me of yesterday. Only yesterday was not a day separated by a sleep time, a night.
it does help make me sleepy. a little bit. maybe. possibly. if I crawl into bed, maybe, just maybe I will fall asleep.
