Category Archives: humor

dreams of love


she’s a bit stiff around the edges….a bit pale, pasty, and tender…but I love her. her aroma sets her apart from the others. when I walk by, I cannot but stop and stare. she’s a looker, that’s for sure. sure, she’s … Continue reading

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between a rock and a hard place


how does…a series…well, maybe it was three, no four…times of nightly trips to the cupboard to eat peanut butter….only by the spoonful…effect a wee walk on the wild side? throaty breathing and slight dizziness….have I walked too far for the state … Continue reading

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a bad day to be a fish


imagine…if you will…that you have the intelligence of a fish. why? because, my dear friend, that is your brain on public education. now, imagine, if you will, that you have spent a long futile day attempting to cross the lip … Continue reading

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it is 3 in the morning and i have lost my pants…


there are few things as refreshing as sitting down in the middle of the night and randomly adding thoughts to page, even after flipping like a fish inside the mattress-womb for what feels like eons. except…when you wake up to … Continue reading

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Casual Cardinal


it must be an incessant drain on your constitution to have a pointed beak. talk about lips- what lips? and no,  I cannot ever imagine having to tear to sheds every piece of meat and then swallow it whole. that is not what I … Continue reading

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sharpen your # 2 pencils…


somewhere in the depths of Hell, there must be an endless ballot counting process,  another windy debate with a stage full of flaming men and women running for President of Lower Hades, and endless pollsters calling you every two minutes on the telephone. the cruel months … Continue reading

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Fifty Grades of Tay


“I like mine tepid, with a hint of asperin,” I  imagined her saying, as she flung her just-washed-last-Thursday hair away from the craters of Mars that somehow had landed on her face. She had an air of superiority, and wore … Continue reading

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Donut Love, Not Drama


The “Capital Rotunda” is not a very nice sounding name, and, I believe, should be changed to something less inflammatory, like The “Round-looking Room.” I mean, “rotunda,” sounds so prejudiced, like you are tearing down their self-esteem. It makes me … Continue reading

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the gnome from the dome on the cnoc


oh, it has been a terribly long time since i last wrote…a terribly long time indeed. such terribly long times come to us once in awhile, especially when we need to work from dawn to dust and part way back … Continue reading

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Mister Congeniality


i have never won an award for candor, comedy, or confusion…but i am sure that my followers might consider me for a “Mister Congeniality” award. Or, maybe not.  You see, trying to live a life as a disciple of Jesus … Continue reading

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