Category Archives: Scotland

the society for the prevention of hostility toward unabridged dictionaries

Posted on August 5, 2013 by thelostkerryman

where have all the unabridged dictionaries gone long time a passin where have all the unabridged dictionaries gone long time ago where have all the unabridged dictionaries gone gone to dumpsters every one when will they ever learn? when will … Continue reading →

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Wanna you like?

Posted on October 3, 2012 by thelostkerryman

Warning: A sense of humor may be dangerous to your health. may cause hiccups, nasal drainage, outbursts of socially unacceptable humor, barking farts, drooling, and other humor-induced secretions. Please use caution while laughing…. Spamland is a place where intriguing inboxes, … Continue reading →

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love is a many freckled thing…

Posted on September 29, 2012 by thelostkerryman

Like an epiphany of unexpected grace, I find much beauty in a lovely freckled face. She may be Russian, she may be French, she may live in a glen, or near a stone bench. A work of art the master … Continue reading →

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Clueless

Posted on September 15, 2012 by thelostkerryman

Pardonez-moi, but I seem to be missing something. Something green and familiar. Not that I am complaining. No, that would be silly. But it would be nice if at least one person…even a relative…would drop in from the emerald isle…or … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Fishe Breath

Posted on May 16, 2012 by thelostkerryman

Tartar Sauce is a strange concoction; it looks like some sort of glue, tastes like some sort of fancy cream, and accentuates some sort of smelly critter baked in an oven or deep fried to bits. It is a traditional … Continue reading →

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