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The Reluctant Duodenum


there’s a boatload of argument about pineapple in this world- for some it is a nasty, overly sweet tropical disaster waiting to stick between your teeth and cause your blood sugar to spike, for others it is the best friend … Continue reading

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the pink icing got me


the pink icing got me. really. if it had not been for the pink icing, i would have been good. isn’t it always like that? you’re doing just fine and then some pink icing shows up on a brownie cake … Continue reading

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why i can’t sleep, or “Intestinal Tract Torture, Opus 28”


Largo…it is 11:36pm and i am wide awake because….i came home from the grocery store and ate a chicken salad and pita sandwich after five thirty and fell asleep on my bed… Crescendo…i did this because…i left chik-fil-a with a … Continue reading

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Buy it from your local farmer


In wake of the WalMart LSD-laced steak episode, I ask you: Isn’t it time we stopped buying meat at the grocery store and bought it directly from local farmers? (of course you urbanites will have to settle for mystery meat, … Continue reading

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Let’s all go to the leeching


there’s something Medieval about our healthcare system when we shoot flu-free patients with a “flu vaccine” made from…the flu. It is about as practical as herding sheep with a salad shooter…a hit and miss proposition. Perhaps if we just go … Continue reading

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Continental Confusion


Parsley is so underrated. First, it is green. Second, It is savory. And, also, it compliments garlic, blends well with cucumber, and makes chicken look pretty (at least the legs, thighs, and breasts). When was the last time a condiment … Continue reading

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“The Adventures of Bag Boy”


back when i was a teenager, the church i attended used to mention services for the shut-ins. women called “deacons,” would take them communion, send them cards and bulletins, and “minister to the needs of the shut-ins.” i came to … Continue reading

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to my loyal blogites


just a short note to say I am battling some kind of ferocious illness…the flesh is indeed weak and will some day pass away…but my spirit shall continue forever.

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Rejecting the Refrigerator


Is anyone else tired of chicken? Not just any chicken, the plain chicken you get in the grocery store that you have to take home and put in the refrigerator. That chicken. That kind of food. I’m tired of tasteless. … Continue reading

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How do I love thee? Let me count the glaze


We face a growing problem in The West. An increasingly disturbing range of bulging behemoths spend reckless days before computerized game devices, munching on the joys of high fructose corn syrup, powdered sugar, and genetically modified substances. Even the United … Continue reading

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