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the end of 2020
can i get a choir of non-angelic creatures to sing a chorus celebrating the coming demise of 2020? one more year of this kind of senseless torture…that i cannot imagine. can we just round up the bad actors and send … Continue reading
Picture this…
after a long hard day of work, I come home like a old wet dishrag, slump into a Lazy Boy, and ponder how in the world my years of experience have not made me some kind of an authority on … Continue reading
i love my starches
OK, so I will admit, I don’t just like my potatoes. rice, potatoes, pasta- I love my starches… ….but hey, right now, I am definitely down with noodles…
The weaker week
In the course of human events, the ancient world was rife with conflicting schedules for the unit we call “the week,” from five days to ten days, with some societies choosing alternating numbers of days in the week to balance … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Life
Tagged days, humor, Monday, Roman empire, sabbath, seven day week, time, Tuesday, week, weekend
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dreams of love
she’s a bit stiff around the edges….a bit pale, pasty, and tender…but I love her. her aroma sets her apart from the others. when I walk by, I cannot but stop and stare. she’s a looker, that’s for sure. sure, she’s … Continue reading
Posted in Food, humor, Life
Tagged bread, dreams, food, humor, infatuation, Life, love, naan, restaurant
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random concerto # 3, by Konstatin Kaffeine, in b minor
that moment you realize… you will be up for the rest of the night… is there no antidote? why is there no antidote? why can’t I have all the benefits of caffeine…no more headaches, a lighter bladder, sharpened ponderings at … Continue reading
between a rock and a hard place
how does…a series…well, maybe it was three, no four…times of nightly trips to the cupboard to eat peanut butter….only by the spoonful…effect a wee walk on the wild side? throaty breathing and slight dizziness….have I walked too far for the state … Continue reading
Posted in Hiking, humor, Life
Tagged bowels, clean, colon, healthy, hiking, humor, middle age, night, over-eating, peanut butter, photography, ravine, Rocks, vacating, vacation, walking, wilderness, woods
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a bad day to be a fish
imagine…if you will…that you have the intelligence of a fish. why? because, my dear friend, that is your brain on public education. now, imagine, if you will, that you have spent a long futile day attempting to cross the lip … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Life
Tagged creation, fish, God, humor, meaning of life, purpose, self worth, struggles of life
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Donut Love, Not Drama
The “Capital Rotunda” is not a very nice sounding name, and, I believe, should be changed to something less inflammatory, like The “Round-looking Room.” I mean, “rotunda,” sounds so prejudiced, like you are tearing down their self-esteem. It makes me … Continue reading
Posted in Food, humor, Life
Tagged Canadian, Capital Rotunda, culture, donuts, drama, food, humor, Krispy Kreme, Life, Pillsbury, Tim Horton's, Tolerance
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