Tag Archives: humor

the end of 2020

Posted on December 21, 2020 by thelostkerryman

can i get a choir of non-angelic creatures to sing a chorus celebrating the coming demise of 2020? one more year of this kind of senseless torture…that i cannot imagine. can we just round up the bad actors and send … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Picture this…

Posted on February 3, 2020 by thelostkerryman

after a long hard day of work, I come home like a old wet dishrag, slump into a Lazy Boy, and ponder how in the world my years of experience have not made me some kind of an authority on … Continue reading →

Posted in internet, Life | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

i love my starches

Posted on May 29, 2019 by thelostkerryman

OK, so I will admit, I don’t just like my potatoes. rice, potatoes, pasta- I love my starches… ….but hey, right now,  I am definitely down with noodles…  

Posted in humor, Life | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

The weaker week

Posted on March 4, 2017 by thelostkerryman

In the course of human events, the ancient world was rife with conflicting schedules for the unit we call “the week,” from five days to ten days, with some societies choosing alternating numbers of days in the week to balance … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

dreams of love

Posted on February 10, 2017 by thelostkerryman

she’s a bit stiff around the edges….a bit pale, pasty, and tender…but I love her. her aroma sets her apart from the others. when I walk by, I cannot but stop and stare. she’s a looker, that’s for sure. sure, she’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, humor, Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Rare and fatal bleeding, or “how to order a juicy steak”

Posted on February 3, 2017 by thelostkerryman

When I met my wife- the original- she could cook a steak in a frying pan without adding butter or cooking oil. She simply lit the burner and watched the blue flames heat the skillet until the steak was nicely … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Life | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

random concerto # 3, by Konstatin Kaffeine, in b minor

Posted on February 1, 2017 by thelostkerryman

that moment you realize… you will be up for the rest of the night… is there no antidote? why is there no antidote? why can’t I have all the benefits of caffeine…no more headaches, a lighter bladder, sharpened ponderings at … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

between a rock and a hard place

Posted on November 7, 2016 by thelostkerryman

how does…a series…well, maybe it was three, no four…times of nightly trips to the cupboard to eat peanut butter….only by the spoonful…effect a wee walk on the wild side? throaty breathing and slight dizziness….have I walked too far for the state … Continue reading →

Posted in Hiking, humor, Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

a bad day to be a fish

Posted on September 5, 2016 by thelostkerryman

imagine…if you will…that you have the intelligence of a fish. why? because, my dear friend, that is your brain on public education. now, imagine, if you will, that you have spent a long futile day attempting to cross the lip … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Life | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Donut Love, Not Drama

Posted on January 6, 2015 by thelostkerryman

The “Capital Rotunda” is not a very nice sounding name, and, I believe, should be changed to something less inflammatory, like The “Round-looking Room.” I mean, “rotunda,” sounds so prejudiced, like you are tearing down their self-esteem. It makes me … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, humor, Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments