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The weaker week


In the course of human events, the ancient world was rife with conflicting schedules for the unit we call “the week,” from five days to ten days, with some societies choosing alternating numbers of days in the week to balance … Continue reading

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dreams of love


she’s a bit stiff around the edges….a bit pale, pasty, and tender…but I love her. her aroma sets her apart from the others. when I walk by, I cannot but stop and stare. she’s a looker, that’s for sure. sure, she’s … Continue reading

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Rare and fatal bleeding, or “how to order a juicy steak”


When I met my wife- the original- she could cook a steak in a frying pan without adding butter or cooking oil. She simply lit the burner and watched the blue flames heat the skillet until the steak was nicely … Continue reading

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random concerto # 3, by Konstatin Kaffeine, in b minor


that moment you realize… you will be up for the rest of the night… is there no antidote? why is there no antidote? why can’t I have all the benefits of caffeine…no more headaches, a lighter bladder, sharpened ponderings at … Continue reading

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between a rock and a hard place


how does…a series…well, maybe it was three, no four…times of nightly trips to the cupboard to eat peanut butter….only by the spoonful…effect a wee walk on the wild side? throaty breathing and slight dizziness….have I walked too far for the state … Continue reading

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a bad day to be a fish


imagine…if you will…that you have the intelligence of a fish. why? because, my dear friend, that is your brain on public education. now, imagine, if you will, that you have spent a long futile day attempting to cross the lip … Continue reading

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Donut Love, Not Drama


The “Capital Rotunda” is not a very nice sounding name, and, I believe, should be changed to something less inflammatory, like The “Round-looking Room.” I mean, “rotunda,” sounds so prejudiced, like you are tearing down their self-esteem. It makes me … Continue reading

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the gnome from the dome on the cnoc


oh, it has been a terribly long time since i last wrote…a terribly long time indeed. such terribly long times come to us once in awhile, especially when we need to work from dawn to dust and part way back … Continue reading

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Mister Congeniality


i have never won an award for candor, comedy, or confusion…but i am sure that my followers might consider me for a “Mister Congeniality” award. Or, maybe not.  You see, trying to live a life as a disciple of Jesus … Continue reading

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ah go on, stop the rest of my vehicle


humor, anyone? (this is NOT my license plate)

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