Tag Archives: phone calls

someone loves me in Modesto


I’ve never been to Modesto. But someone in Modesto wants me. She calls at the most affective times, when my emotions are at their zenith. She calls, and I reach for the phone…inevitably, my line dies…as No Network invades my … Continue reading

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A love letter to the IRS


Dear Ms. IRS Employee, Grazing through the news fodder of another day, I noticed a memo from your supervisor’s office, claiming that your agency may be reading my emails, checking my personal records, and even following my habits. It is … Continue reading

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