who else out there loves After Valentine’s Day Sales? is there any other time when delicious chocolates, wrapped in pretty red and pink, offer such a tempting winter feast?
I think not.
consider how regulated exquisite chocolate merchandise is during normal days of the year. it is a rare beauty to see such finery as a sumptuous Bailey’s or a sexy Godiva at half price, let alone a rare cardiac-red arrangement of white chocolate raspberry drops.
no, you are more likely to see a shelf filled with wrapping as exciting as Honey Boo Boo reruns…tasteless fat-inducing globs for the peasant masses.
so not appearing in my house.
nor any sequels thereof.
so, bring on the 50% off…the aisle of delight…for we lone souls who suffered another lonely Valentine’s Day all ALONE AGAIN….pining for the After Valentine’s Day Specials.
The Lost Kerryman 