I was walkin’ down the street in June

I was walkin’ down the street in June

I was walkin’ with my fork and spoon

Went into Dairy Queen to buy a float

Then ran out to tie my Billy Goat

Got a shovel for my friends in line

They talkin’ funny stuff all the time

Got a cake and a cone and shake

With shamrock green and no snake

Cause I’m an Irishman rappin’ cool

Like Saint Patrick or a holy well pool

I’m the ticket, yes. that’s the truth

cause I can rap like an inpacted tooth



Ad nauseum…

“This rap was brought to you today by the letter R and the number 1.”

…and this is why I don’t rap. It is as painful as listening to Big Bird trying to sing an intelligent song, or watching garbage trucks pass through a gate…for a living. I’m going to stick with real poetry…can I get a witness?


About thelostkerryman

Thelostkerryman is an author, entrepreneur, and disciple- this side of Tir Na N'Og- living in the forests of a consistently confused country. Here in this hill country, hurling doesn't usually involve a hurley, store-made soda bread resembles an inedible Irish megalith, and Kerrygold is only found hidden like a luck penny in the belly of Kroger. This blog is an account of his adventures, thoughts, eclectic -and eccentric- ramblings, random or insightful poetry, humor and non-humor, pictures (photos), video, essays, fiction, poetic fiction, nonfiction, drama, and writing he has not classified in the description above. All of my posts, thelostkerryman.wordpress.com, everydayasadisciple.wordpress.com, and mrandmrsboring.wordpress.com are copywrited according to international copywrite law.
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